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everyone needs to see this
Jul. 11th, 2011 08:16 pmyou guys. stop the presses. I have discovered the best video ever.
some things
Sep. 20th, 2009 05:44 amThis is my current favorite music video:
Thanks to![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
a_bearded_man for posting it!!!! :D
I was not super familiar with Korean hip-hop prior to this, but I enjoyed these guys very much!!
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Thanks to
a_bearded_man for posting it!!!! :DI was not super familiar with Korean hip-hop prior to this, but I enjoyed these guys very much!!
( I have a new layout! dumb exposition here. )
BEST HEADLINE EVER*:
Man run over by Gary Coleman
:D!!!
Also, wtf, he was with his wife? I thought they got divorced:
On one hand, I figure Gary Coleman has serious anger management problems that should probably be dealt with (ok well, in terms of being a heartless onlooker, no, they don't need to be dealt with, else stories like this will be SORELY MISSED, ahhaha), on the other hand if you're having to sell your entire Gamecube collection for money, you probably could care less about helping yourself, because you don't have a lot to be happy about in your life. haha
ok, this is the second best headline of the day:
Gary Coleman Selling Car -- and Dignity -- on eBay
aahas;dlfhasd;fl that's probably extra hilarious cuz I'm so deliriously tired :D
* or at least, for today
Man run over by Gary Coleman
:D!!!
Also, wtf, he was with his wife? I thought they got divorced:
On one hand, I figure Gary Coleman has serious anger management problems that should probably be dealt with (ok well, in terms of being a heartless onlooker, no, they don't need to be dealt with, else stories like this will be SORELY MISSED, ahhaha), on the other hand if you're having to sell your entire Gamecube collection for money, you probably could care less about helping yourself, because you don't have a lot to be happy about in your life. haha
ok, this is the second best headline of the day:
Gary Coleman Selling Car -- and Dignity -- on eBay
aahas;dlfhasd;fl that's probably extra hilarious cuz I'm so deliriously tired :D
* or at least, for today
Pi(e) day!
Mar. 14th, 2007 05:31 amThe news has brought it to my attention that today is indeed Pi day. (3/14)
Please enjoy a music video for the song "π", by one of my favoritest bands ever, Hard n' Phirm! :D
Awesome video directed by Keith Schofield.
Please enjoy a music video for the song "π", by one of my favoritest bands ever, Hard n' Phirm! :D
Awesome video directed by Keith Schofield.
re: my last post (which got 3498590435 comments, haha understandably so since it did not include any of my boring ramblings :D) shortly after I posted it I DID read that perhaps the stem was supposed to be the L, and as Mr. J pointed out to me, that was the official word as well, however, alls I gotta say is:
Whatever, Googe.
Whatever, Googe.
Harland Sanders News and Views
Nov. 16th, 2006 02:05 amI just saw a KFC commercial featuring their new logo; instead of his traditional white suit as this article states, he's now donning a red apron (apparently times are tough in the afterlife, and minimum wage fry-cook was his only option!)... thing is, the apron straps, at first glance, resemble suspenders. Then I started to think, "Hey... he looks like someone... I can't put my finger on it but--oh god."
It's not just the apron/suspenders, it's also the glasses. haha I know, the hair color and facial hair is totally off... but really. (everyone: WTF is she talking about? Everyone knows Colonel Sanders resembles only ONE celebrity, and that man, is one Kenneth Rogers.)
I really need to go through my old entries and tag my other celebrity look-alike posts!!!
On the topic of KFC, two things:
1) I really enjoy their new "Famous Bowls", but dear god, I've realized recently, I shouldn't ever eat there; it's actually NOT regarding the transfat issue (although that doesn't help either, at least, until next year), but that they put waaaay too much fucking MSG in their food x___X and I'm one of those wimps who can't take mass amounts of it, as it causes me to have headaches and feel lethargic and nauseous, etc. :/ So yes, booourns to that.
2) ahahah, not only is KFC trying to get the Colonel on a postage stamp, but they made a PETITION for it!!! I can totally understand why some people wouldn't want him to be on one, but man, if they DO make 'em, I would so put them on all my correspondence. :D Novelty stamps are the best.
I tried to sign the petition, but it gave me an error. Thanks KFC. You know, I try to give you my business (I'm in the business of giving you the business!), but then you go and add ridiculous amounts of monosodium glutamate to your chicken and other delicious side dishes, THEN I try to help your effort to get your beloved founder on a postage stamp, and what do I get? A monosodium glutamatic error. I AM DONE WITH YOU.
In closing: If you haven't heard it before, please enjoy a super old Colonel Sanders experiencing difficulties reciting some Kentucky Fried copy. :D (for more awesome clips of that nature, check out this wonderful collection of mp3s! The lady who owns that site has compiled quite an awesome collection of songs/clips! I just heard Sammy Davis Jr. sing the theme to Hawaii 5-0. [I wasn't even aware it had words!!] Amazing. hahah)
Sleepy time.
It's not just the apron/suspenders, it's also the glasses. haha I know, the hair color and facial hair is totally off... but really. (everyone: WTF is she talking about? Everyone knows Colonel Sanders resembles only ONE celebrity, and that man, is one Kenneth Rogers.)
I really need to go through my old entries and tag my other celebrity look-alike posts!!!
On the topic of KFC, two things:
1) I really enjoy their new "Famous Bowls", but dear god, I've realized recently, I shouldn't ever eat there; it's actually NOT regarding the transfat issue (although that doesn't help either, at least, until next year), but that they put waaaay too much fucking MSG in their food x___X and I'm one of those wimps who can't take mass amounts of it, as it causes me to have headaches and feel lethargic and nauseous, etc. :/ So yes, booourns to that.
2) ahahah, not only is KFC trying to get the Colonel on a postage stamp, but they made a PETITION for it!!! I can totally understand why some people wouldn't want him to be on one, but man, if they DO make 'em, I would so put them on all my correspondence. :D Novelty stamps are the best.I tried to sign the petition, but it gave me an error. Thanks KFC. You know, I try to give you my business (I'm in the business of giving you the business!), but then you go and add ridiculous amounts of monosodium glutamate to your chicken and other delicious side dishes, THEN I try to help your effort to get your beloved founder on a postage stamp, and what do I get? A monosodium glutamatic error. I AM DONE WITH YOU.
In closing: If you haven't heard it before, please enjoy a super old Colonel Sanders experiencing difficulties reciting some Kentucky Fried copy. :D (for more awesome clips of that nature, check out this wonderful collection of mp3s! The lady who owns that site has compiled quite an awesome collection of songs/clips! I just heard Sammy Davis Jr. sing the theme to Hawaii 5-0. [I wasn't even aware it had words!!] Amazing. hahah)
Sleepy time.
Best of Match Game DVD boxset!!!!
AND, it's hosted by future me!! :D (see my userinfo, if you are confused) Cuz you know, not like she has anything better to do. hahah I hope Charles Nelson Reilly is included in the new content (I love Brett, but he is my favorite!!), cuz I mean, what the hell is he doing now days? Being bald and gay, that's about it. And really, that leaves a lot of extra time to appear in DVD extras.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :( :( :( :(
Sep. 3rd, 2006 08:11 pmSTEVE IRWIN IS DEAD :( :( :(
(and, incidentally, NOT by the hands of a crocodile! [yes, hands, not teeth, because it was just a matter of time before one of them was like "WTF STOP HARASSING ME!!! *strangle*"] but seriously folks...)
THIS IS TERRIBLE NEWS!!! Hence why, much like Pat Morita, Aaron Spelling, Tony Randall, Don Adams, Mary Queen of Scots, etc., it garners a "CELEBRITY DEATH"-mourning post from me. :(
Stabbed to death by a stingray. No doubt with a homemade shiv it carved out of some scrap wood. Or worse yet, a broken beer bottle!!!!! I'm telling ya' man, something needs to be done about these violent ray deaths!! First and foremost, we need to take the rap music away from them, because that's obviously what's inspiring them to kill. Second, we need instate some after-school programs to get those rays out of the water, and into some extra curricular activities. Ping pong, basket weaving, things of that nature. I think, through these steps, we can prevent future stabbings like this :(
...Yes. But anyway, booourns to this news :( He was totally insane, but that's what made him great! :D (even the thing with him and his baby, haha) I wish I could find a clip online of the first time I ever saw him, back in the mid-90's; he was a guest on Conan O'Brien for the first time (he wasn't even popular in the US, yet), and it was SO GREAT, because Conan had setup a "realistic environment" (i.e. a wading pool with an inflatable crocodile in it) for Steve to demonstrate how he dealt with the crocs, and man, he didn't even hesitate for a SECOND, he just JUMPED RIGHT IN the WADING POOL and started wrestling the INFLATABLE CROCODILE!!! hahah and then CONAN got in on the action too. Oh, it was so wonderful. I remember seeing that episode on NBC, then later in reruns on CNBC. Those were the days...
Anyway, so yes, even though I didn't watch his show on a regular basis or anything, I will miss his ZANY ANTICS. And I guess, at the very least, he got a pretty damn XTREEEEM death! Which I'm sure would have amused him, had he been around to witness his own death.
(and, incidentally, NOT by the hands of a crocodile! [yes, hands, not teeth, because it was just a matter of time before one of them was like "WTF STOP HARASSING ME!!! *strangle*"] but seriously folks...)
THIS IS TERRIBLE NEWS!!! Hence why, much like Pat Morita, Aaron Spelling, Tony Randall, Don Adams, Mary Queen of Scots, etc., it garners a "CELEBRITY DEATH"-mourning post from me. :(
Stabbed to death by a stingray. No doubt with a homemade shiv it carved out of some scrap wood. Or worse yet, a broken beer bottle!!!!! I'm telling ya' man, something needs to be done about these violent ray deaths!! First and foremost, we need to take the rap music away from them, because that's obviously what's inspiring them to kill. Second, we need instate some after-school programs to get those rays out of the water, and into some extra curricular activities. Ping pong, basket weaving, things of that nature. I think, through these steps, we can prevent future stabbings like this :(
...Yes. But anyway, booourns to this news :( He was totally insane, but that's what made him great! :D (even the thing with him and his baby, haha) I wish I could find a clip online of the first time I ever saw him, back in the mid-90's; he was a guest on Conan O'Brien for the first time (he wasn't even popular in the US, yet), and it was SO GREAT, because Conan had setup a "realistic environment" (i.e. a wading pool with an inflatable crocodile in it) for Steve to demonstrate how he dealt with the crocs, and man, he didn't even hesitate for a SECOND, he just JUMPED RIGHT IN the WADING POOL and started wrestling the INFLATABLE CROCODILE!!! hahah and then CONAN got in on the action too. Oh, it was so wonderful. I remember seeing that episode on NBC, then later in reruns on CNBC. Those were the days...
Anyway, so yes, even though I didn't watch his show on a regular basis or anything, I will miss his ZANY ANTICS. And I guess, at the very least, he got a pretty damn XTREEEEM death! Which I'm sure would have amused him, had he been around to witness his own death.
AARON SPELLING WHYYYYY
Jun. 24th, 2006 03:44 amOkay, while I am not as broken up as I was about Tony Randall (I STILL MOURN), Don Adams (;__;) and a few other people whose names escape me at the moment, haha I must say that I'm pretty sad to hear that Aaron Spelling died. :( the funny part is, out of the 212 shows he produced, I didn't like/watch ANY of his shows, hahaha ok, wait, I take that back, I DID watch/like Models Inc., ahahah (but apparently nobody else did!! :D!!! whee two seasons.) oh ok, wait, also, and Soapdish (which I actually saw in the theaters when I was like 9; it was rated PG13, so I had to go with my dad, which is really weird, thinking back. shmivejournal and celendia will understand, haha) but anyway, I guess that technically doesn't count since it was a movie.
Anyhoo, yeah, so I never cared for any of his shows, but I really liked him! He seemed like a super cool and nice guy :D Much like Sherwood Schwartz and Norman Lear, I really appreciated how genuinely interested he was in the television genre, and wasn't just some greedy asshole looking to produce crap. (haha, not to say that any/many of Mr. Spellings shows were MASTERPIECES, but I really did feel like he believed in the shows he was making) And I wasn't like, IN LOVE with him or anything (cuz yikes, I was trying to find a picture of him to go along with this post, but they were all creepy/scary looking, haha), but I probably also liked him because of my affinity for skinny dorks and old guys (of which he was quite both).
I think the real moral here is: IF YOU HAVE A STROKE, GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. akjsdf;lkasjdf;lkasd (yes, the 'fucking hospital', it's for adults only.) I mean really. And I don't blame him, cuz he's old, and old people don't want to do anything (as my grandma often says "whatever, I'm gonna die soon anyway!! don't bother!!" haaa. so I guess in this case it would've been true, but regardless!!), plus, I'm sure he wasn't in the best condition to be making decisions after having a stroke. But yeesh, come on, ONE of his 93483458459 assistants or handlers or even his damn WIFE should've forced him to go. oh well, it's done. As I was telling Billy, perhaps it was "his time":
billy: NOW how will tori get jobs?
me: god i know
me: actually, i think she got that vh1 show all by herself? haha
me: so perhaps because she "got her wings to fly" it was time for him to go. (wtfffff)
and of course, within MINUTES there were already THREE ytmnds about it, haha
http://riparronspelling.ytmnd.com/
http://aaronspellingtear.ytmnd.com/
http://aaronspellingisdead.ytmnd.com/ (this one is the most amusing/internet jackassy)
In closing, I should purchase a pipe so I can take fun pictures, too.
shmivejournal and celendia will understand, haha) but anyway, I guess that technically doesn't count since it was a movie.Anyhoo, yeah, so I never cared for any of his shows, but I really liked him! He seemed like a super cool and nice guy :D Much like Sherwood Schwartz and Norman Lear, I really appreciated how genuinely interested he was in the television genre, and wasn't just some greedy asshole looking to produce crap. (haha, not to say that any/many of Mr. Spellings shows were MASTERPIECES, but I really did feel like he believed in the shows he was making) And I wasn't like, IN LOVE with him or anything (cuz yikes, I was trying to find a picture of him to go along with this post, but they were all creepy/scary looking, haha), but I probably also liked him because of my affinity for skinny dorks and old guys (of which he was quite both).
I think the real moral here is: IF YOU HAVE A STROKE, GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. akjsdf;lkasjdf;lkasd (yes, the 'fucking hospital', it's for adults only.) I mean really. And I don't blame him, cuz he's old, and old people don't want to do anything (as my grandma often says "whatever, I'm gonna die soon anyway!! don't bother!!" haaa. so I guess in this case it would've been true, but regardless!!), plus, I'm sure he wasn't in the best condition to be making decisions after having a stroke. But yeesh, come on, ONE of his 93483458459 assistants or handlers or even his damn WIFE should've forced him to go. oh well, it's done. As I was telling Billy, perhaps it was "his time":
billy: NOW how will tori get jobs?
me: god i know
me: actually, i think she got that vh1 show all by herself? haha
me: so perhaps because she "got her wings to fly" it was time for him to go. (wtfffff)
and of course, within MINUTES there were already THREE ytmnds about it, haha
http://riparronspelling.ytmnd.com/
http://aaronspellingtear.ytmnd.com/
http://aaronspellingisdead.ytmnd.com/ (this one is the most amusing/internet jackassy)
In closing, I should purchase a pipe so I can take fun pictures, too.
Oh no, the SNL sketch has finally come true!!
Dunkin' Donuts Ad Actor Michael Vale Dies
I wonder if anyone besideskristenjarrod will know wtf I'm talking about. haha
* hahah, great, now it sounds like I'm murdering all these celebrities for the express purpose of posting about it, hahahaaa.... but yes, contrary to rumors that I killed Fred "Rerun" Berry (god damn that Billy), I'm not murdering celebrities for blogging fodder... so please don't call the police on me... again.
Dunkin' Donuts Ad Actor Michael Vale Dies
I wonder if anyone besides
kristenjarrod will know wtf I'm talking about. haha* hahah, great, now it sounds like I'm murdering all these celebrities for the express purpose of posting about it, hahahaaa.... but yes, contrary to rumors that I killed Fred "Rerun" Berry (god damn that Billy), I'm not murdering celebrities for blogging fodder... so please don't call the police on me... again.
god damn you pantycat!!!
Dec. 18th, 2005 03:07 am
this is why I never get anything done, or sleep, or anything. if you too would like to waste all your time, here you go: mac users here / windows users here (hopefully that download still works, I didn't test it)
in other news, I saw "King Kong" on Friday. SOFA KING AWESOME. King Kong was freakin' adorable ^____^ (cutest misunderstood monster since The Hulk!! ^___^) the special effects were great, the story was great, Jack Black was there (a given awesome), Naomi Watts was so cute (she's like a non-icy version of her buddy Nicole Kidman), and then there was that god damn eye candy*, Adrien Brody. man oh man.... anyhoo yes, HIGHLY recommended! :D
however, a word of caution: DO NOT DRINK A BEVERAGE while viewing this feature, AND, to be safe, you should probably visit the facilities before going into the theater; the movie is 3 hours long and you don't want to do irreparable damage to your bladder like I did. haaaa
On a sad note (and yet ANOTHER celebrity death topic), I was super bummed to hear that John Spencer died!! :( :( :( I sadly can't say that I was surprised, as that man looked like he lived a pretty harsh life... but regardless, he was awesome. I LOVED him on LA Law! he was probably one of my first old man crushes, hahah
In closing, on a good note, for anyone that didn't hear (although I'm sure news has already spread everywhere by now): LJ is giving away all sorts of awesome goodies this year!!!! Free users now get 6 icons!! and paid users get a gig of space for their scrapbook, and permanent peoples like myself get 10 GIGS @____@ that's INSANITY. that's more than I get from my PAID SPACE at dreamhost :O :O :O
hahah, I'm reminded of the episode of the Simpsons where Homer's like "Hey, everybody: if you want to ask Burns for a favor, now's the time! He's doped up, or dying, or something." and then, the part with Hans Moleman directly proceeding that :D!!! hahahah god, that scene is one of THE BEST scenes ever from that show. "Oh no, my brains." ahahahahah :D
some time this week (haha let's see how that works out), I'll post my jellybunnies shirt design.
god, I wonder if i'll get at least an hour of sleep before I have to go to work.... x__x
edit: also! another GREAT episode of SNL tonight!
aprilbegins just reminded me of that, mentioning the hilarious whiteboy rap that Chris Parnell and Andy Samberg did :D and of course, the last sketch with beloved Will Forte spelling "business", hahaha god, that seemed like something I would write. (everyone: don't flatter yourself.) yep, good times.* I contemplated saying "nose candy" hahah, but that joke would just be overshadowed by it sounding too much like I'm talking about coke.
dead dead dead dead dead
Dec. 14th, 2005 03:31 amI don't think I've written about celebrity deaths in awhile, so time to talk about them again!!! :D
Firstly: Billy told me this morning that [92 year old, good lord I didn't realize he was that old] Gerald Ford, was recovering in the hospital from an illness! Naturally, the VERY FIRST thing I thought of was:
Tragedy today, as former President Gerald Ford was eaten by wolves. He was delicious.
I contemplated using the quote "Gerald Ford dead today, and I'm gay." but seeing as how many of the people on my friends list probably just skim my entries (if at that! :D), they'd probably JUST see that, and assume that a president has died, and I'm gay. hahah
item no. 2: Dude, "the Frugalpedophile Gourmet" Jeff Smith died??? It's like, I KINDA vaguely remember hearing about it (and actually, now that I think about it, I kinda recall telling one of my coworker friends, and then him regaling me with a story from his friend that used to work with Mr. Smith, and some "suspicious behavior" he used to exhibit :O ...OR, maybe the topic just came up for other reasons not concerning his death. It's possible, I talk about all kinds of crazy crap. Why, just today I was trying to tell people at lunch how fucking awesome craypas was when I was a kid, and that it was like this SUPER KEWL art medium that was like crayons, but better, cuz you could use them in conjunction with watercolors and stuff... yeah. Eventually they made me realize they're actually not as cool as I once thought they were. anyway, back to Jeff Smith.) So yes. I was reminded of him tonight, because I recalled this one episode he had (with several children, haha) wherein he was displaying the association we have with color and food; I think he made like, blue mashed potatoes and blue spaghetti. I remember seeing this as a child and being quite horrified. haha
and finally: Man, back a few weeks ago, when Pat Morita died, barely anyone even mentioned it!! (on my friends list, that is, haha) That was definitely a huge loss, as he was totally awesome. :( Everyone in Hawaii especially loved him, as he spent a lot of time here (I think a lot of people assumed he was FROM here, haha I'm pretty sure at one point I did), and appeared in a bunch of popular commercials and plays here and stuff.
I tried to find a screenshot from his most famous ad, for a local bank (the same bank I was in a commercial for... god, 18 years ago. jesus, was it that long ago already? hahaha DEATH IS NEAR, MY FRIENDS) but alas, i couldn't find anything, so instead, please enjoy this [really bad, but hilarious] picture of him, endorsing some sort of infomercial car wax:
(I wonder how much longer they'll use his image before they take it down, hahaha This is like the time when James Coburn* died, and they continued to run commercials for his "GAMBLING SEEECRETS" video on TV for like, at least a month or so after his death. hahah)
So yes, altogether an enriching journal entry for all zero of you, I'm sure! Much like your daily multivitamins that you often forget to take, I try to enrich your lives with meaningful important things... that will later wash out in your urine. (wtffff)
* I would like to note, that it took me fuckever to remember James Coburns name, and I had to like, do a total backtrack in order to find out his name. First I thought his name was Richard, but that didn't sound right, so I tried to recall what movies he was in, and the only one I could remember was one of his last ones, with Nick Nolte. So I looked up Nick Nolte on the imdb, then I saw it was "Affliction" that they starred in together, and THEN I finally saw his name and remembered. haaa. hey man, Nick Nolte. I wonder if Vicki Lewis/Beth from "NewsRadio" is still with him :O I always thought they were a cute yet scary couple (mostly cuz of him) it must really be love if she stayed with him after the infamous mugshot (OMG, the TOP THREE pictures on google are ALL the mugshot!! AHAH;lkhsd;alfkhasd that is just wonderful.) okay, I'm done now.
Firstly: Billy told me this morning that [92 year old, good lord I didn't realize he was that old] Gerald Ford, was recovering in the hospital from an illness! Naturally, the VERY FIRST thing I thought of was:
I contemplated using the quote "Gerald Ford dead today, and I'm gay." but seeing as how many of the people on my friends list probably just skim my entries (if at that! :D), they'd probably JUST see that, and assume that a president has died, and I'm gay. hahah
item no. 2: Dude, "the Frugal
and finally: Man, back a few weeks ago, when Pat Morita died, barely anyone even mentioned it!! (on my friends list, that is, haha) That was definitely a huge loss, as he was totally awesome. :( Everyone in Hawaii especially loved him, as he spent a lot of time here (I think a lot of people assumed he was FROM here, haha I'm pretty sure at one point I did), and appeared in a bunch of popular commercials and plays here and stuff.
I tried to find a screenshot from his most famous ad, for a local bank (the same bank I was in a commercial for... god, 18 years ago. jesus, was it that long ago already? hahaha DEATH IS NEAR, MY FRIENDS) but alas, i couldn't find anything, so instead, please enjoy this [really bad, but hilarious] picture of him, endorsing some sort of infomercial car wax:
(I wonder how much longer they'll use his image before they take it down, hahaha This is like the time when James Coburn* died, and they continued to run commercials for his "GAMBLING SEEECRETS" video on TV for like, at least a month or so after his death. hahah)
So yes, altogether an enriching journal entry for all zero of you, I'm sure! Much like your daily multivitamins that you often forget to take, I try to enrich your lives with meaningful important things... that will later wash out in your urine. (wtffff)
* I would like to note, that it took me fuckever to remember James Coburns name, and I had to like, do a total backtrack in order to find out his name. First I thought his name was Richard, but that didn't sound right, so I tried to recall what movies he was in, and the only one I could remember was one of his last ones, with Nick Nolte. So I looked up Nick Nolte on the imdb, then I saw it was "Affliction" that they starred in together, and THEN I finally saw his name and remembered. haaa. hey man, Nick Nolte. I wonder if Vicki Lewis/Beth from "NewsRadio" is still with him :O I always thought they were a cute yet scary couple (mostly cuz of him) it must really be love if she stayed with him after the infamous mugshot (OMG, the TOP THREE pictures on google are ALL the mugshot!! AHAH;lkhsd;alfkhasd that is just wonderful.) okay, I'm done now.
HILARITY TO THE FULLEST DEGREE
Nov. 8th, 2005 03:34 amTop 30 Mr. T facts: http://www.4q.cc/t/index.php?topthirty
Top 30 Chuck Norris facts: http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty
Top 30 Vin Diesel facts: http://www.4q.cc/vin/index.php?topthirty
(and for more, click the "back to facts" link at the bottom to see random submissions! I am attempting to think of some to submit. haha)
I would post my favorites, but you know, sleeping and such. Later, later I shall.
thxxxxxxx 2mandichan for alerting me to this pot o' comedy gold!!! :D
Top 30 Chuck Norris facts: http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty
Top 30 Vin Diesel facts: http://www.4q.cc/vin/index.php?topthirty
(and for more, click the "back to facts" link at the bottom to see random submissions! I am attempting to think of some to submit. haha)
I would post my favorites, but you know, sleeping and such. Later, later I shall.
thxxxxxxx 2
mandichan for alerting me to this pot o' comedy gold!!! :Dmerchandise that shall be mine
Oct. 23rd, 2005 03:02 amHow sad is it, that I had my headphones on, listening to music, when I turned my head to the muted TV, and saw THREE SECONDS of a commercial and IMMEDIATELY went to the website address at the bottom of the screen, because the product looked SO DAMN COOL I had to have it!!!*
THE WALLET OWL
warning: auto playing commercial on main page
Clearly, I have a problem...... viewing small text in badly lit areas!!!! THAT IS WHY I NEED THE WALLET OWL POST HASTE!!!!!!!!
I mean fuck, the name alone is reason enough to buy it!!!! hahaha
* I should note, that I do not plan to actually buy it from the website.
...there's an "AS SEEN ON TV!!!" store at one of the local malls! I plan to check if they have it :D Come to think of it, while I'm there I should check if they have that MAGIC FLASHLIGHT too! (hahaha god, those commercials are SO BAD, I love it.)
THE WALLET OWL
warning: auto playing commercial on main page
Clearly, I have a problem...... viewing small text in badly lit areas!!!! THAT IS WHY I NEED THE WALLET OWL POST HASTE!!!!!!!!
I mean fuck, the name alone is reason enough to buy it!!!! hahaha
* I should note, that I do not plan to actually buy it from the website.
...there's an "AS SEEN ON TV!!!" store at one of the local malls! I plan to check if they have it :D Come to think of it, while I'm there I should check if they have that MAGIC FLASHLIGHT too! (hahaha god, those commercials are SO BAD, I love it.)
two links full of comedy
Oct. 6th, 2005 02:48 amlink #1) So celendia and I were discussing whether or not famed musician and potential lyrical rapist*, Billy Ocean, was black or not. I was always under the impression he was, but for the life of me, I could not place his face. Steven, however, was like "wow, he's black, really???" so then we started to wonder whether or not he was like Rick Astley (i.e. visually super white, but audibly super black) but then, out of nowhere, she had a PSYCHIC VISION and his album covers mystically flashed in front of her eyes, and she then knew, he was indeed black. BUT! To verify this, she went to check google images, which is, of course, where you go to verify anything. And that's when she found this nugget of comedy gold.
Dear sweet jesus, I still can't look at that last picture without dying. (when I had originally viewed it, I was unable to function for several minutes, due to the uncontrollable laughter.) Hence my new icon! :D (the last bit of text came to me at the last minute. hahah "What part of Jamaica are you from?" "RIGHT NEAR DA' BEACH! BOYEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!" oh man, it's so true. Just like the time Space Ghost talked about shaking it "one time." hahaahaaa I'm sure no one has any idea wtf I'm talking about. anyhoo.) Also, I should note that I was a little suspicious about the authenticity of that photo, so I TOO went to google images to verify (I also double checked my taxes as well as several paternity tests... ALL WITH GOOGLE IMAGES), and sure enough, the first image in the list is a different photo of elderly rastfarian William, from a CNN article no less. (although they could be in cahoots, you never know) So yes. Old man Billy Ocean = hilarious.
link #2) Later,mandichan showed me a story which should just be titled: The Japanese are a bunch of fucked up bastards, but that's why they are so awesome!! :D hahaha (yes, the laughing and smiley would be included in the title) This story may be old news to some of you, but in case you have not heard about it, to summarize the story: This poor unsuspecting man was chosen to be on a reality show, in which he had to spend approximately ONE YEAR, NAKED in a small apartment with barely any essentials (he was given water, but NO FOOD... or toilet paper. haha) and he was filmed 24/7 as he lived in this apartment, writing POSTCARDS to enter various contests in order to win prizes, which he could then use to help him survive. The object was to earn 1 million yen in prizes, then he could leave the apartment. I should also mention that, of course, this poor poor man had NO IDEA that's what the show was about, when he was chosen. And if that wasn't enough, they CONTINUED to torment him even AFTER he completed his goal!!! hahahlsdkhf;asdl so yes, fucked up television at its finest :D
The good news is that the man seems to NOT be permanently scarred from his experience (according to Mandi, he's getting work on some Japanese TV shows, and seems to be in good spirits!) here's an interview with that POOR POOR MAN.
Enjoy.
*whether that means that he potentially rapes people in his lyrics or WITH his lyrics is your choice, my friends.
celendia and I were discussing whether or not famed musician and potential lyrical rapist*, Billy Ocean, was black or not. I was always under the impression he was, but for the life of me, I could not place his face. Steven, however, was like "wow, he's black, really???" so then we started to wonder whether or not he was like Rick Astley (i.e. visually super white, but audibly super black) but then, out of nowhere, she had a PSYCHIC VISION and his album covers mystically flashed in front of her eyes, and she then knew, he was indeed black. BUT! To verify this, she went to check google images, which is, of course, where you go to verify anything. And that's when she found this nugget of comedy gold.Dear sweet jesus, I still can't look at that last picture without dying. (when I had originally viewed it, I was unable to function for several minutes, due to the uncontrollable laughter.) Hence my new icon! :D (the last bit of text came to me at the last minute. hahah "What part of Jamaica are you from?" "RIGHT NEAR DA' BEACH! BOYEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!" oh man, it's so true. Just like the time Space Ghost talked about shaking it "one time." hahaahaaa I'm sure no one has any idea wtf I'm talking about. anyhoo.) Also, I should note that I was a little suspicious about the authenticity of that photo, so I TOO went to google images to verify (I also double checked my taxes as well as several paternity tests... ALL WITH GOOGLE IMAGES), and sure enough, the first image in the list is a different photo of elderly rastfarian William, from a CNN article no less. (although they could be in cahoots, you never know) So yes. Old man Billy Ocean = hilarious.
link #2) Later,
mandichan showed me a story which should just be titled: The Japanese are a bunch of fucked up bastards, but that's why they are so awesome!! :D hahaha (yes, the laughing and smiley would be included in the title) This story may be old news to some of you, but in case you have not heard about it, to summarize the story: This poor unsuspecting man was chosen to be on a reality show, in which he had to spend approximately ONE YEAR, NAKED in a small apartment with barely any essentials (he was given water, but NO FOOD... or toilet paper. haha) and he was filmed 24/7 as he lived in this apartment, writing POSTCARDS to enter various contests in order to win prizes, which he could then use to help him survive. The object was to earn 1 million yen in prizes, then he could leave the apartment. I should also mention that, of course, this poor poor man had NO IDEA that's what the show was about, when he was chosen. And if that wasn't enough, they CONTINUED to torment him even AFTER he completed his goal!!! hahahlsdkhf;asdl so yes, fucked up television at its finest :DThe good news is that the man seems to NOT be permanently scarred from his experience (according to Mandi, he's getting work on some Japanese TV shows, and seems to be in good spirits!) here's an interview with that POOR POOR MAN.
Enjoy.
*whether that means that he potentially rapes people in his lyrics or WITH his lyrics is your choice, my friends.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sep. 26th, 2005 11:36 amFUCK. How am I supposed to concentrate on school work knowing that Don Adams is dead!!! :( :( :( :( :(
The "Get Smart" DVD set was recently announced (some time in 2006!! I am filled with anticipation... BUT ALSO SADNESS), and so I thought to myself "It's good to know Don Adams is still alive... although wtf, why did he have such a scary tan and grow that stupid mustache in his later years??" (perhaps some of you know what I'm talking about... edit: ah, here we go.)
Anyway. This goes right up there with the death of Tony Randall :( BOOOOO!!!!!
And now, Billy's fucking terrible (yet, admittedly hilarious) comments:
"OH NO! DR. CLAW FINALLY GOT HIM!!!"
and
"Go-go-Gadget coffin!"
haaaaaa.God, and I can't believe that piece of shit 3D Inspector Gadget movie was the last role he had. Yeesh. nevermind, it was done by this guy who I recognize from 390485045 other cartoons, haha
But yes, at least we will soon be able to remember him on those sweet, sweet "Get Smart" DVDs, thank god for that. If only he could have lived until next year to see them produced....... (wait for it)............ missed it by that much.
(sorry, lame, but I had to say it. haha)
The "Get Smart" DVD set was recently announced (some time in 2006!! I am filled with anticipation... BUT ALSO SADNESS), and so I thought to myself "It's good to know Don Adams is still alive... although wtf, why did he have such a scary tan and grow that stupid mustache in his later years??" (perhaps some of you know what I'm talking about... edit: ah, here we go.)
Anyway. This goes right up there with the death of Tony Randall :( BOOOOO!!!!!
And now, Billy's fucking terrible (yet, admittedly hilarious) comments:
"OH NO! DR. CLAW FINALLY GOT HIM!!!"
and
"Go-go-Gadget coffin!"
haaaaaa.
But yes, at least we will soon be able to remember him on those sweet, sweet "Get Smart" DVDs, thank god for that. If only he could have lived until next year to see them produced....... (wait for it)............ missed it by that much.
(sorry, lame, but I had to say it. haha)
I think I may have stumbled upon the most unsettling picture of David Hasselhoff, floating around the net.
( potentially not safe for work? I dunno. It's hard--er, difficult to say. )
Also, while I'm on the topic: Remember this??? :D ahahs;dlfkhasd;f good times. I know I have the original link that plays the video in that [surprisingly well running] javascript program, which is slightly better quality, but ah well, iFilm's version is good enough.
( potentially not safe for work? I dunno. It's hard--er, difficult to say. )
Also, while I'm on the topic: Remember this??? :D ahahs;dlfkhasd;f good times. I know I have the original link that plays the video in that [surprisingly well running] javascript program, which is slightly better quality, but ah well, iFilm's version is good enough.
