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Harland Sanders News and Views
Nov. 16th, 2006 02:05 amI just saw a KFC commercial featuring their new logo; instead of his traditional white suit as this article states, he's now donning a red apron (apparently times are tough in the afterlife, and minimum wage fry-cook was his only option!)... thing is, the apron straps, at first glance, resemble suspenders. Then I started to think, "Hey... he looks like someone... I can't put my finger on it but--oh god."
It's not just the apron/suspenders, it's also the glasses. haha I know, the hair color and facial hair is totally off... but really. (everyone: WTF is she talking about? Everyone knows Colonel Sanders resembles only ONE celebrity, and that man, is one Kenneth Rogers.)
I really need to go through my old entries and tag my other celebrity look-alike posts!!!
On the topic of KFC, two things:
1) I really enjoy their new "Famous Bowls", but dear god, I've realized recently, I shouldn't ever eat there; it's actually NOT regarding the transfat issue (although that doesn't help either, at least, until next year), but that they put waaaay too much fucking MSG in their food x___X and I'm one of those wimps who can't take mass amounts of it, as it causes me to have headaches and feel lethargic and nauseous, etc. :/ So yes, booourns to that.
2) ahahah, not only is KFC trying to get the Colonel on a postage stamp, but they made a PETITION for it!!! I can totally understand why some people wouldn't want him to be on one, but man, if they DO make 'em, I would so put them on all my correspondence. :D Novelty stamps are the best.
I tried to sign the petition, but it gave me an error. Thanks KFC. You know, I try to give you my business (I'm in the business of giving you the business!), but then you go and add ridiculous amounts of monosodium glutamate to your chicken and other delicious side dishes, THEN I try to help your effort to get your beloved founder on a postage stamp, and what do I get? A monosodium glutamatic error. I AM DONE WITH YOU.
In closing: If you haven't heard it before, please enjoy a super old Colonel Sanders experiencing difficulties reciting some Kentucky Fried copy. :D (for more awesome clips of that nature, check out this wonderful collection of mp3s! The lady who owns that site has compiled quite an awesome collection of songs/clips! I just heard Sammy Davis Jr. sing the theme to Hawaii 5-0. [I wasn't even aware it had words!!] Amazing. hahah)
Sleepy time.
It's not just the apron/suspenders, it's also the glasses. haha I know, the hair color and facial hair is totally off... but really. (everyone: WTF is she talking about? Everyone knows Colonel Sanders resembles only ONE celebrity, and that man, is one Kenneth Rogers.)
I really need to go through my old entries and tag my other celebrity look-alike posts!!!
On the topic of KFC, two things:
1) I really enjoy their new "Famous Bowls", but dear god, I've realized recently, I shouldn't ever eat there; it's actually NOT regarding the transfat issue (although that doesn't help either, at least, until next year), but that they put waaaay too much fucking MSG in their food x___X and I'm one of those wimps who can't take mass amounts of it, as it causes me to have headaches and feel lethargic and nauseous, etc. :/ So yes, booourns to that.
2) ahahah, not only is KFC trying to get the Colonel on a postage stamp, but they made a PETITION for it!!! I can totally understand why some people wouldn't want him to be on one, but man, if they DO make 'em, I would so put them on all my correspondence. :D Novelty stamps are the best.I tried to sign the petition, but it gave me an error. Thanks KFC. You know, I try to give you my business (I'm in the business of giving you the business!), but then you go and add ridiculous amounts of monosodium glutamate to your chicken and other delicious side dishes, THEN I try to help your effort to get your beloved founder on a postage stamp, and what do I get? A monosodium glutamatic error. I AM DONE WITH YOU.
In closing: If you haven't heard it before, please enjoy a super old Colonel Sanders experiencing difficulties reciting some Kentucky Fried copy. :D (for more awesome clips of that nature, check out this wonderful collection of mp3s! The lady who owns that site has compiled quite an awesome collection of songs/clips! I just heard Sammy Davis Jr. sing the theme to Hawaii 5-0. [I wasn't even aware it had words!!] Amazing. hahah)
Sleepy time.
